Rip Haywire by Dan Thompson for July 25, 2013
Master: Bring me the magic tiki, Haywire! You can't run forever! I have something of yours... If you don't do as I command, you'll never smell your mutt again! TNT: I bathe daily, bub! FYI If I don't eat by noon, I tend to be a grouchy gus. Master: I just fed you this morning! Stop ruining my ultimatum!