Rip Haywire by Dan Thompson for March 05, 2013
March 04, 2013
March 06, 2013
Transcript:
Cactus: McLuvyah, how'd you bust outta my hoosegow? Rip: My wife busted him... wait! Why were you in jail? Cactus: Folks were complaining about him marryin' them without a license. McLuvyah: Licenses are for pets, sheriff! The heart needs no permission! Rip: So then I'm off the hoo - I mean, Cobra and I were never legally married? McLuvyah: How would you define "legally"? Please don't hit me! Scottish blood is terrible for beards! Cactus: You'll have to yell. He's skipping down the road like a schoolgirl polecat.
He didn’t have to look that happy about it.A-and what’s a schoolgirl polecat, anyway?