Rip Haywire by Dan Thompson for March 04, 2013

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Rip: Yawn, whoever's ka-knockin' at this hour better be trying to kill me! ka-knock! Rip: McLuvyah? Have you gone villain again? Give me a second to stretch my knuckles! Man: Nae, laddie, though I do bring some unpleasant news. Cobra sent me to tell you that she's "leaving your sorry excuse for a heinie." Rip: My wife is gone?! Man: Wife - um yeh about that...