Rip Haywire by Dan Thompson for August 21, 2012
Rip: Linc, can we talk? Linc: Rip, how's it going? Still scarred and fragile? Rip: No time for banter. I think my wife is the crime kingpin of this county. Linc: She's the kingpin? I've been chasing that operation for a year! Rip: What have you got on them? Linc: Here's a list of all the kingpin criminal activity! Rip: (Gulp!) Extortion, kidnapping, m-murder - so this is slap-on-the-wrist stuff, right?