Rip Haywire by Dan Thompson for August 20, 2012
Rip has traced Cobra's mysterious cohort! Boy: Who are you? I already bought girl scout cookies, if that's why you're here! Rip: I hope you have enough thin mints to share, buddy. Name's Haywire. Now, just why exactly were you meeting with my wife today? Boy: (gulp) she's my boss. And her Facebook page says she's still single! Rip: Well, I'm your boss now, punk, and you're about to get re-assigned to the pain department. Boy: He-he's gone! Tell me he didn't take the last of our thin mints, daddy! Daddy: A man who can't protect his girly cookies is no son of mine!