Rip Haywire by Dan Thompson for August 17, 2012
Cactus: The man in this picture, where'd you find him? Rip: Never mind where - who is he? Cactus: He's the second fajita to the big burrito of big whoop canyon! Rip: Speak English, Marshall Dillon - is he a crime figure or co-owner of a Chipotle? Cactus: He's second fiddle to a mysterious king pin. A real ghost. Rip: Or snake. Cactus: Eh? Rip: Nothing! Carry on with your Tex-Mexness and pretend I was never here. Slam!