Rip Haywire by Dan Thompson for August 16, 2012
Rip moseys into town to talk to sheriff Mac Cactus. Cactus: Rip, I heard about you - goin' check-er... yer life changing adventure - my sympathies, pard. Rip: Forget my cowardice for a sec - I have a photo - have you ever seen this guy before? Cactus: Sweet southern whusky in my sarsaparilla! Rip: I'm assuming by your cowboy lingo he's a bad guy. Cactus: Well, yeah. But I also added too much whusky to my drink.