Rip Haywire by Dan Thompson for July 24, 2012
Cactus: Operation Cobra Carson is something we all tried to protect you two from. But it was kinda like trying to protect yer backside from an ornery old paint - not likely. TNT: Did you bring the cowboy dictionary? Cactus: Podnahs, if you open this envelope, you'll unleash more mayhem than a can of Cajun-flavored pringles! Cobra: Zip it and hand it over, Buffalo Bill. Rip: That's my little Pandora. TNT: And another life-shaking decision made without a vote from the dog.