Rip Haywire by Dan Thompson for July 23, 2012
Reno: Calling Sheriff Cactus! Have you located the fugitives? And also thought about trimming your mustache? That thing has to be hot! Man: Affirmative, Agent Reno. Their vehicle is speeding down old route 9! Reno: We see them! Good work, Sheriff! Man: The things I do for friends! Rip: Now tell us everything about operation Cobra Carson. Cactus: Right after I hug you critters! Trim my mustache! What a moron.