Rip Haywire by Dan Thompson for June 27, 2012
McLuvyah: Dearly beloved, we are gathered here today - Rip: Quit the sappy ceremonial junk and get to betrothin', doc! McLuvyah: Gotcha - Rip, do you take this foxy, backstabbing angel as your wife? Rip: I do! McLuvyah: Cobra, do you take this sharp-chinned Jason Bourne wannabe as your husband? Cobra: I do.