Rip Haywire by Dan Thompson for June 26, 2012
Cobra: Rip, there's nobody in the world I want to marry more than you. Unless, of course, Han Solo is a real person. Rip: Naturally. But Doc McLuvyah says there's a chance you'll kill me during our marriage vows! Cobra: Pish-tosh, lovebug! He got all that skull brainwash junk out of me! Rip: You're positive? 'Cause I - I'll marry you to get to the truth! Cobra: Positive - but... uh - I'm still the beneficiary on your life policy, right? Rip: Yeh. They wouldn't let me give it to TNT.