Rip Haywire by Dan Thompson for June 02, 2012
Cobra: I was brainwashed to fall in love with Rip Haywire. Forced to feel something for an overgrown boy scout who loves to do the right thing! I gained his trust, and then some! I fed info on his every move to my handlers at skull. I was instructed to marry him if asked... McLuvyah: Haywire, want some popcorn? Munch-munch! This is better'n' Netflix!