Rip Haywire by Dan Thompson for June 01, 2012
McLuvyah: I was able to bypass the booby trap in her brain! I think we can find the secrets in there, now. Cobra: I - I was a wicked hot master thief, but then skull captured me! I was taken to a skull prison. Lady: She's perfect! Let the games begin. Goon: As you wish, master. Cobra: They then started their brainwashing. Goon: His name is Rip Haywire. You are to fall madly in love with him. Cobra: Sheesh! Could you at least force me to love someone without a Buick for a chin?