Rip Haywire by Dan Thompson for May 16, 2012
May 15, 2012
May 17, 2012
Transcript:
Rip: Why are you crying, Cobra!?! Cobra: Rip, can you go back to completely ignoring my feelings for a second? Rip: Did I hurt you - yeesh I - I'm sorry? Cobra: You didn't hurt me, you lug. You made me - happy. I'd never known unconditional love until I met you, Haywire! Rip: Well, I - I don't know if it's uncondit - Cobra: Oh please - I've shot you, blown you up and left you for dead at least twice! Rip: But you've never tried to make me watch "the notebook"!
I knew a girl like that once…