Rip Haywire by Dan Thompson for May 15, 2012
Cobra: I love you, Rip. You can always see the real me through the layers of back-stabbing and deceit. Rip: It hasn't been easy, sister. Cobra: Very funny. How have you stuck by me after everything we've been through? Rip: When you bite your lip, I know you're on the level - because the only other time you do it is when you tell me you love me. Cobra: Bawl! Ka-hug! Rip: Stop! Girl tears will stain the heck out of my pants!