Rip Haywire by Dan Thompson for February 18, 2012
Phone: Listen closely, Ms. Carson. Everything in your life with Rip has happened for a reason. If you'd like to know the terrifying truth, press 1! For ore options, press 2! Rip: Cobra? Hey, Cobra! Now where'd she run off to? TNT: Much like the honey badger, I don't care.