Rip Haywire by Dan Thompson for February 17, 2012
Rip: Good job, midnight. Thanks to you, Axe Jefferson will see more bars than frat boys in Cancun. Meanwhile... Bzzzz Phone: Look under the table. You will find an envelope marked classified - Cobra: Listen, Pal, if these are more pictures of you in a care-bear costume, I'm calling the police again! Phone: Fate was not the reason you met Rip Haywire, Ms. Cobra Carson. Cobra: OK, I'm kind of washing you were the care-bear guy, now.