Rip Haywire by Dan Thompson for February 15, 2012
Rip: Whoa, midnight! Our studly pursuit must have made Jefferson wreck his car! I guess I better check for survivors. What the - empty? Goon: Got him, boss! Rip: Gahh! I should've known - That sheriff's car is ranked #1 in its class for safety by JD Power and Associates! Axe: Oh no! It's my 8th grade party all over again!