Rip Haywire by Dan Thompson for February 14, 2012
Rip: We can cut off Jefferson and his super-sized goon by going through the range, midnight! There they are, midnight! He's going way too fast for break-neck ridge! That's a school-bus route! Axe: Slow down, you idiot! I'd like to enjoy happy hour at Bennigan's alive! Goon: Half off the buffalo wings, boss, half off!