Rip Haywire by Dan Thompson for January 24, 2012
Fawn: Fiby, flee! And don't scratch the new paint job! Me plus you, I'ma tell you one time... Goon: Get outta that sporty yet rugged ride! Fiby: Eeeek! Sorry, I'm not allowed to follow strangers' orders! Goon: Stop the truck! I'm spilling my latte all over my pants! Fiby: Does "R" on this thingy mean reverse? Goon: Auuugh! Fiby: Just use some lemon juice and a little baking soda! It'll come right out!