Rip Haywire by Dan Thompson for January 25, 2012
Goons: Bad news! The kid got away, and I've stained the heck out of my new snowsuit! It doesn't matter now. Haywire has less than 24 hours to free our boss - Cobra: Fawn, I'm glad you're here - Rip's father has been shot and he needs medical attention. Fawn: I'm just a vet, but I have watched a lot of "Doogie Howser"! Where is he? Goon: Look him over if you want, but we're probs just going to kill you all anyway. Otherwise our insurance will skyrocket! RJ: Fawn, will he be all right? Fawn: I can't find a pulse! He's dead, Cobra! Cobra: M-maybe he's just a napper. L-lots of old guys n-nap.