Rip Haywire by Dan Thompson for January 18, 2012
Man: Whoa! That was a close call, eh, Haywire? Thanks for pushing me out of the way! Haywire? Rip: Down here! Help me up! Please! If I don't deliver Axe Jefferson to his gang of lummoxes in less than 48 hours, my family kaput! Man: Not to be super-duper cliche, but if I save you will you promise me my freedom? This really shouldn't be that hard of a decision. Rip: It takes a while to run through the pros and cons without a dry-erase board, OK?