Rip Haywire by Dan Thompson for January 16, 2012
With the prison train derailed, Rip loses his jailbird and any chance of saving his family! Bolt: Get rid of the svelte lawman, and then meet us at the hideout. And bring some Dunkin' donuts! Man: Grumble. Not on my gift card! Mac Cactus is a friend of mine, maybe my only one. And brother, unless you've had a serious stroke, you ain't him! Rip: Name's Haywire. Here's some advice - if you want to make more friends, don't point guns at me. Man: Oh, is that righ - Do you have any other friendship tips? I do get pretty lonely!