Rip Haywire by Dan Thompson for January 14, 2012
Prisoner: Axe Jefferson, you're comin' with us! You never shoulda moved your crime family into my territory! Axe: B-but cutter! Walmart does it all the time! Man: I got DA Lawson, too. Bolt! Rip: W-wait! I need Axe Jefferson to come with me! My family - Prisoner: Your family will be minus one lawman. Prisoner: Hold on, bolt - you know that shooting gives you a migraine! Lemme handle it! Rip: Geez, do you guys want to hold a raffle?