Rip Haywire by Dan Thompson for November 19, 2011
Bliss: Bill, look out! That creep has another gun! Bill: Send Davy Jones my regards, river aack! Jack: River jerk was much better, you aack! Bill: Wow, whoever said killing the man who wronged you won't make you feel better is a total liar! Dutch: Well, it's been my experience that if you don't really see 'em bite the bullet, they could come back. Rip: Happens to me with alarming frequency. Bliss: Geez, Bill. Bill: Uh, hello? Chained up in a cell for three years. Cut me some slack, babe.