Rip Haywire by Dan Thompson for November 05, 2011
Pito: The jailhouse blew up like instant video streaming, R-Jack! There's nothing left to search - that uni-browed hero and the smelly kid are grub go-gurt by now! Rip: Breath funny, and I'll crack you like a Maine lobster. Jack: What'd you say, Pito? Pito: I - I said I wish we lived closer to a red lobster. Jack: Just be happy we have a dairy queen!