Rip Haywire by Dan Thompson for November 04, 2011
Rip: OK, kid! Let's figure out how to escape this back draft-inspired scenario! Wait a second! This village is on the banks of the river - so this jail must be built on stilts in case of flooding! We can't get out the front door without setting off the grenades - the fire is making the floor wood brittle - hand on, kid, this plan makes less sense than the Nielsen ratings system! Crackety crack crack! Ka boom!