Rip Haywire by Dan Thompson for October 14, 2011
Rip: What're you doing out here, Dutch? Dutch: I'm getting paid to take down this river Jack clown. Rip: Considering he's alive and well and causing me great distress - I'd say you could work on your job performance! Dutch: Not everyone goes in fists a-blazing like you, Ripcord. Rip: Just what do you have up your sleeve, my silver-haired pappy? Dutch: Ask your girl, Cobra. She's been helping me since I got here. Rip: She's been whatty the what whatting?
GAHH! I keep forgetting about that stupid em-dash that turns into a strikethrough! Just read between the lines, folks, literally! :-)