Rip Haywire by Dan Thompson for October 13, 2011
Lost in the jungle, Rip and Bliss search for a way out! Bliss: We're looking for a guide to take us to EKO. Man: I'll take you - first stop, Haiti! Rip: We're nowhere near Haiti... Wha - hey! Look out! Dutch: Yank-a-roonie! Boy, I don't know how you've survived so long without your pappy around. Rip: I watched a lot of "leave it to beaver" reruns.