Rip Haywire by Dan Thompson for August 27, 2011
Goon: Give us the evidence that incriminates our boss! If he goes to jail, we lose our parking privileges! Rip: OK, OK, just let me get up. RJ, if I give you a distraction, can you get to one of their motorbikes and ride for town? RJ: I'll - Rip: Bonanza! Spring! RJ: - Yipe! Here I go! Goon: Ow! He busted my caps! I just got them!