Rip Haywire by Dan Thompson for August 26, 2011
Rip: Ow! What happened? Cobra: You mistook those rocks for a place where we could park the boat and escape the bad guys! Goon: Give me the book, you square-jawed loser! Rip: Never! You'll have to kill me for it! Goon: I was going to do that anyway! TNT: What's your policy on heroic pets?