Rip Haywire by Dan Thompson for June 20, 2011
Rip and doc Shaw bail on hot Cajun danger, in the swampy hideout of bad guy Jack Spade! Spade: The girl escaped? Goon: That hot babe hit me harder than a Mardi Gras hang-over! Spade: Get her, or I'll tear off your mustaches with my bare teeth! Doc: They're going after Shelly! What do we do, Rip!? Rip: Cobra, it's Rip! You've got to destroy the entrance now! Doc: Oh, the things we doctors do for patients.