Rip Haywire by Dan Thompson for June 21, 2011
Rip: Destroy the hideout's entrance, Cobra! We've got to stop the goons from getting out! Cobra: But, Rip! You and doc Shaw are still inside! You have to promise me - Rip: They're at the entrance! Blow it! Like bubble yum! Like Louis Armstrong on his trumpet! Cobra: Promise me! Promise me! Promise me! Rip: Gahh! I promise! If it causes my accidental death - I will try my best not to hold it against you. Cobra: Can I get that in writing?