Rip Haywire by Dan Thompson for April 20, 2011
Rip: Good news! Sandy here gave up without a fight, and we stopped the weapon from destroying the island. Dutch: And I just got off the phone with G.U.N.S. they're sending a unit over now. Scorpion: Perfect! Our man on the inside will handle this. Dr. Pain: This better work! Rip's consistently bested you, like the iPad does it competition! Scorpion: No - I will never think of him as the Steve Jobs of adventure!