Rip Haywire by Dan Thompson for April 19, 2011
Sandy: I have Rip Haywire, daddy. Oh, and I picked you up a iced mocha spiced latte from Dunkin's. Scorpion: Excellent. I will slurp on it while I watch his life crash and burn. Dutch: Not so fast, you big pear! Scorpion: What? You want the drink? I'll only take a sip. Dutch: Uh - no thanks - do you have a toy dog in your purse, too, sweetheart? Dr. Pain: Cease your cocky banter! Can't you see, he has me? You fool! Scorpion: Well, he started it! Mocha is my favorite comfort food.