Rip Haywire by Dan Thompson for March 25, 2011
Rip: Cobra's on scorpion island! I saw her, TNT. Also, and I don't want you to panic, but - Sandy Sands is Mr. Blank from big whoop! TNT: Nooooooooo - aiiiieeeeeeeee! Homina homina homina! Rip: I thought I told you - TNT: You said you didn't want me to panic. I never said I wouldn't!