Rip Haywire by Dan Thompson for March 24, 2011
Rip: My girl vanished like the NBC peacock! I need a daiquiri! Sandy: Rip, are you all right? Rip: I've been better, Sandy. That scorpion tattoo - I love to rock people like a hurricane. Sandy: Oh, I'm, like, embarrassed by it. The rain is taking the makeup I cover it up with off. We've got trouble. He's on to me. Phone: Why couldn't you just get a lower-back butterfly like all the other girls?