Rip Haywire by Dan Thompson for February 26, 2011
Rip: Look at 'em trying to fish my lifeless body out of the deep. Cobra: You're going to move your truck - why? So they come off the ice? Rip: Something like that. Vroom! Cobra: You realize you've just destroyed your truck. Rip: Awesome always overrules my common sense. Crunch!