Rip Haywire by Dan Thompson for February 28, 2011
Rip and Cobra hatch a plan to trap villainous it boy Mr. Blank! Rip: We'll pose as the hit men who tried to burn me, and go to Mr. Blank for payment! Cobra: Oooo! Can we keep the blood money? Rip: Nugatory. There's this thing called due process - Cobra: Aw, Rip, you're such a party pooper! Rip: Are you sorry you ever met me? Cobra: You mean besides the fact you're romantic - ally slower than maple sap? Not really.