Rip Haywire by Dan Thompson for January 21, 2011
Rip: TNT! Cobra: Rip, don't move! You're in a hospital. You have frostbite! Rip: TNT? Oh no! Fawn's still out in that blizzard! Cobra: Relax! TNT is in surgery now. Rip: Fawn? Cobra: Is getting a cast put on her foot as we speak. Rip, honey, are you... crying? Rip: No! The icicles on my eyelashes are finally melting!