Rip Haywire by Dan Thompson for January 20, 2011
Rip: We're facing death in this icy, below-zero blizzard, TNT! I swear I heard a voice call out to me! Help! Help! My dog is hurt! Who's there!?! Cobra: Someone who loves you. Rip: Leia? Cobra: Oh geez, the lug thinks he's Han Solo! RJ: Hey! That makes me Luke!