Rip Haywire by Dan Thompson for April 15, 2010
Megan: This unconscious dude has a money belt with fifty g's in it, Tiffany! Tiffany: So? Megan: So, you small-town hick, so far spring break has been lame! Fifty g's could change things! We could go to cabo wabo! Tiffany: What if he comes after us, Megan? Megan: Tiffany, he's a loser! He'll never know. Tiffany: OK, we'll split it. Megan: Split? After I slaved to get it?