Rip Haywire by Dan Thompson for April 14, 2010
Meanwhile, in the desert, Rip catches up with the villainess Chica. Chica: Ooow! That louse Dagger decked me. Rip: Dagger McCutyah? Expert knife man and kidnapper? Did he take Cobra? Chica: Yes, but now you're here with me. Forget that curvy snake - Rip: Where are they? If Cobra's hurt, you'll be living in a house of pain, and the adjustable-rate mortgage just skyrocketed! Chica: So dinner is out? Rip: Is there an Olive Garden nearby?