Rip Haywire by Dan Thompson for April 16, 2009
Man: If you're truly Rogue Amish you'll know the secret handshake of the manic mennonites. Rip Haywire: Is it this!?! Man: For sooth! Rip Haywire: Let's grab the kidnapped doc, and scram! Man 2: Pa, I've been thinkin'. I don't know if those new folk really are Amish.