Rip Haywire by Dan Thompson for April 15, 2009
Narrator: Rip and co. infiltrate a rogue Amish farm. Their mission: rescue a top nuclear physicist. Rip Haywire: Quite a spread, Olaf, a perfect lair to conceal a nuclear physicist. Man: Who told thou about thee? Rip Haywire: Uh...rogueamishblog.net? Man: Liar! Rip Haywire: Whoa, Olaf! Don't curdle the goat's milk! TNT: That's funny because we're on a farm.