Rip Haywire by Dan Thompson for January 23, 2009
Narrator: Rip's could-be-mumps-ridden mind returns to the night he met cobra. Cobra Carson: Thank you for the dance. Join me on the balcony? Rip Haywire: For a moment. I must go. Got a name, honey? Cobra Carson: You can call me the Cobra. Rip Haywire: You venomous snake! You poisonus viper! Cobra Carson: Rip! Stop! Ten more serpent slurs and you win a date!