Rip Haywire by Dan Thompson for January 22, 2009
Narrator: A fever brings rip back to his first encounter with cobra. Rip Haywire: The party is going well. The Diamond is safe... The Cobra won't strike while I'm around. Cobra Carson: Don't leave before I get a chance to dance with you. Rip Haywire: Whoa... Say something smooth. You're hotter than an overheated AK-47 baby. Bull's eye!