Rip Haywire by Dan Thompson for January 17, 2009
Narrator: Suffering an attack of flashback-itus, rip relives his first encounter with TNT. Rip Haywire: Don't ever touch that dog again! TNT's Owner: You want him? Take him! Rip Haywire: How about it boy? Wanna come home with me? TNT: Yes, sir! I promise I'll never ever leave your side! (Later) TNT: Verbal promises are legally unenforceable, you know.