Rip Haywire by Dan Thompson for January 15, 2009
Narrator: Rip, ravaged by flu-like symptoms, dreams of first meeting his dog, TNT. Rip Haywire: Hmmm... that dog is always outside in the cold. Hey doggie! Why won't your owner let you in the house? TNT: He's evil! he says I'm not as brave as Lassie! Rip Haywire: Lassie was a girl you know. TNT: You're not helping.