Richard's Poor Almanac by Richard Thompson for January 01, 2019
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richard's poor almanac - by richard thompson restaurant closings the following have been closed for health code violations ed's world famous luncheteria internationally renowned a legend around the globe dinner to the presidents -zagat ed's world famous luncheteria - closed for dangerously over-inflated self-esteem. p.j. piehole's family place p.j. piehole's - road salt found in margaritas. urburger - drive-thru intercom suddenly announced it was the antichrist. cowboy tack's zippy: yow! cowboy jack's beef barn - closed for 2 days while zippy the pinhead raved at cowboy jack statue.
P.J. Piehole’s once again plaged by bogus charges. The road salt was actually never used on the roads due to it was purchase in Mexico. Seems it was never needed there in the first place….